Colleague A told me that Colleague B’s wife is pregnant. B already has 2 kids and clearly this baby is an ‘accident’. When I was having lunch with colleague B, I asked about it.
Me – “Is your wife expecting a baby?”
Colleague B – “No, it was totally unexpected. It was an accident. I gave away all the baby stuff to my friend.”
Me [trying to be polite and suppressing a laugh] – “Oh I see.”